Acura Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
Audi Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Beetle Battered Everywhere; Expect To Lose Engine
BMW Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy.
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Big Money Waster
Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
Bastard Money Wielders
Break My Window
Busted My Wallet
But at least my Motor Works
Buick Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
Barfed Up Icky Carmel Korn
Camaro Can't America Make A Real One?
Chevrolet Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
Chevy Charged Heavily
Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Chrysler Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
Citroen Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
Dodge Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego
Datsun Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
Fiat F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Failure in Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again Tony?
Fix It All the Time
Fuck in a Taxi.
Ford F*cked over rebuilt Dodge
F*cker Only Runs Downhill
F*cked on Race Day
F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
First On Recall Day
First on race day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found on road dead
Forge Old Rancid Donuts
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
For Only Redneck Drivers
F*cker Only Runs Damaged
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GMC Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Got More Crap
Got Mechanic Coming
G.T.i. Got Tossers Inside
Honda Helping Out Nips Destroying America
How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Hand Over Dollars to Asians
IROC I Race Other Cars
I Run Over Children
Jaguar Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
Jeep Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Just Eat Every Pickle.
Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jumps Everything Ever Parked
JUST Enough Engine Power?
LTD Lazy temperamental device
Leave the doors
Mazda Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
Mercedes Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
Mercury Mileage Eventually Ruins Car -- Usually Ruins You
Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo
Makes Envisioning REAL Car Understandable -- Recalled Yet?
Motorists Easily Rate Car (Usually "Real Yo-yo")
Minibus Minus Insurance, No Inspection, Beat, Usually Spraypainted
Mopar Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
Nissan Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
Oldsmobile Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late
Pinto Put In New Transmission Often
Plymouth Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
Pontiac Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac
Pee On Nehru's Tired Italian Astronaut Cards
PORSCHE Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
Rabbit Replace A Beetle? Boy, It Tried
Racy? Ain't! Bouncy, Ball-less Itty-bitty Toy!
Renault Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
Rolls Royce Royal Ostentation Lets Lethargic Shits Rumble Over Yogurt-
SAAB Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
Such an arrogant bastard!
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Sable Sleezy auto brakes leak everytime
Toyota Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Take Only Your Ordure To America
Triumph The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
Trembling Ride, Intrusive Undercarriage, Meekly Powered Hotrod.
Vanagon Via Another Name: A Go-cart On Nerve
Volkswagen Vehicle Owner's List: Kite String, Wire, Aluminum, Gum,
VW Very Worthless
Holden ( An Australian manufacturer ) used to make a great selling point of their "Radial Tuned Suspension"
Everyone else called it Roughly Tuned Suspension......
STP Stop Those Pistons.
E.F.I. Extra Fucking Insurance
BOW TIE Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines
NAPA Never Any Parts Available.
Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster?
A: A towtruck.
Q: What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
Q: Why does a Yugo have a heated rear window?
A: So you hands won't get cold while you're pushing it.
I have also said for years that the car is named because "Yugo, but it doesn't".
Q: How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
A: Push it over a cliff.
Q: Have you heard about the new Yugo convertible?
A: Researchers how found that if you tow it past 60, the top flies off.
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo."
The dealer replied, "OK. Sounds like a fair trade."
How do you double the value of a Yugo?
Fill the tank with petrol
FORD ANNOUNCES NEW CAR FOR 1993
GRAND RAPIDS MI, Ford Motor Company announced today the introduction of a new line of luxury automobiles. It's design is said to have been drawn from the company's long history of past innovations and contributions to the automobile industry. In respect to Ford's outstanding achievements, commitment to excellence and overall quality, the new car is being christened, with Arnold Schwartzenegger's endorsement, the 'Total Recall'.
AirBC Scare BC
Air Canada Air Chaos
Air France Air Chance
ALITALIA (The) Airplane Lands In Toronto And (the) Luggage In Australia
Always Late In Takeoffs, Always Late In Arrivals
BOAC Better On A Camel
BWIA (British West Indian Airways) : But Will It Arrive?
CAAC (Civil Aviation Administration of China)
China Air Always Canceled
China Air Always Crashed
China Airways Always Crashes
CP Air (now Canadian Airlines International) Cabbage Patch Airlines
Delta Don't Even Leave The Airport
Don't Even Let Them Aboard.
Doesn't Ever Land The Airplane
Don't ever let terrorists aboard
Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
Don't Expect Loved-ones To Arrive
Don't Expect Luggage Today at All
Delta's Sky West: Scare West. . .
EL AL Every Landing Always Late
Exploded Luggage -- Airliner Lost!
Lufthansa Let Us Fuck The Hostess And Not Say Anything.
Let Us Fuck The Hostess As No Steward Available
Lousy Useless Fliers: They Haven't Any Navigational Systems Aboard
Northwest Orient Northworst Disorient
PIA Please Inform Allah
Pray I'll Arrive
PSA Poor Sailors Airline
Pacific Western - PWA (now Canadian Airlines International) = Please Wait Awhile
QANTAS Queenies And Nymphomaniac Transvestite Air Stewards
QUeers And Nymphos Trained As Staff
Sabena Such A Bad Experience; Never Again!
SAHSA Stay At Home, Stay Alive (Honduras's Official Airline)
TWA Try Walking Across
Trembling Wings Airlines.
The Worst Airlines
Teeny Weeeny Airlines
Travel With Amal
Terrorists With AK-47
US AIR Unquestionably Still Allegheny In Reality.
Varig Virgins Always Refuse Intensive Groveling